Turns out, the alleged lice issue was not an issue at all. The little one that was supposedly the problem is lice-free.
So, imagine my itchiness today, when I was a "guest speaker" at a day camp, and a kid mentioned that "I never wash my hair and I have eggs in my hair and I'm used to the itch."
I think I'll be sitting over here, thanks. Please don't hug me goodbye.
Funny SS story. A kid asked what preaching is, and I said "it's what pastor does" and one of the kids says "it's what you're doing right now!"
So apparently, I'm a preacher now, too. Add that to the resume, I will (Yoda speak is already on it).
I hope you are laughing, because I'm entertaining myself quite a bit with this.